lubricatedxmoose
herfrozenfjord:

loveable-elsanna:

joannevixxon:

weowned8000saladplates:

olafsapprentice:

~Wrong Door~

OMFG i love this so much.

Are you trying to imply that Elsa is, in fact,…… A monster?

i liked this gif until that last comment… thanks obama.

#i love how the signs in the back read think funnyGoing from this, it’s less “Elsa’s a monster” and more “Elsa fucked up trying to be humorous”

herfrozenfjord:

loveable-elsanna:

joannevixxon:

weowned8000saladplates:

olafsapprentice:

~Wrong Door~

OMFG i love this so much.

Are you trying to imply that Elsa is, in fact,…… A monster?

i liked this gif until that last comment… thanks obama.

#i love how the signs in the back read think funny
Going from this, it’s less “Elsa’s a monster” and more “Elsa fucked up trying to be humorous”

jaszsz

5SOS in Wipeout

  • Calum: *jumps into the red balls and lands his face on it* HOLY MOTHERFUCKER THAT HURTS LIKE A BITCH
  • Luke: I got this *sees people getting wipeouted* I don't got this *slowly reaches for phone*
  • Michael: STOP BEING A PUSSY LUKE *pushes Luke into the mud slide*
  • Luke: *gets covered in mud* YOU'RE AN ASS MICHAEL
  • Michael: BUT YOU LOVE ME *gets wipeouted by the feet* OH SHIT *lands on top of Calum*
  • Calum: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
  • Ashton: Hey guys don't swear..
  • Cal, Luke, Mikey: NOW IS NOT THE TIME ASHTON
  • Ashton: *tries to run away but slips and lands on his face* FUCK
jaszsz
jaszsz:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen


rachaellovesbands MY FAITH IN PIZZA DELIVERY HAS BEEN TESTED

Haha OMGG YAAAS!!! xD I’m going to try it sometime !! @jaszsz

jaszsz:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

rachaellovesbands MY FAITH IN PIZZA DELIVERY HAS BEEN TESTED

Haha OMGG YAAAS!!! xD I’m going to try it sometime !! @jaszsz